Pimp my Brain
TV3 have a new program where they give ugly people makeovers, including plastic surgery. Then they will go on about how this is improving peoples confidence and is really a spiritual journey or some such rank illogical bollocks.Surgeons are supposed to be in the business of making people well rather then that of hacking up perfectly healthy flesh.

Anyway this gives me an idea for a program. We get a wife beating alcoholic. We get them to agree to a voluntary lobotomy for thier behavioural disorder. It is like a mental makeover show. It is essentially the same thing as plastic surgery for the ugly, cutting out what we regard as socially unacceptable.