Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Tinky Winky has converted to Islam. Renamed himself Mohammed

Fans of the Teletubbies were left confused and cranky Monday when the new episode revealed an attempt to spread Sharia law. In the episode Tinky Winky beats the shit out of Laa Laa because she refuses to cover up her sinful flesh.

Dipsy was not allowed render medical assistance to Laa Laa due to his having male genitalia on his head. Po who has also converted to Islam could have helped but after hearing Laa Laa and Dipsy had hugged in public had an unlikely cooking accident where boiling oil was spilled on Laa Laa.

Rupert the bear said of his close friend Tinky Winky "I love marmalade sandwiches and killing teachers. Yes if some teacher tried to rename me I would hope she was stoned".

Fans await with some confusion the next episode of the Teletubbies "Lets hunt and kill Miss Piggy".

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