Monday, October 23, 2006

Baby excrete everywhere

Have you noticed those “pisses like a real baby” ads have started up for Christmas? Is it ironic that children in the third world make toy children for children over here to play with? Would it not be more efficient to just send the third world children over?

“New super realistic poor child, it cries, pisses and does all the other stuff the fake one does” at the end of the advertisement the terms and conditions voice comes on saying “If real life poor child arrives dead simply post its ear to this address and you will be sent a new one”.

How about a new toy? We get the real life baby a fake sweat shop to work in. There they can make fake baby piss themselves. It would be like those fake kitchen toys we get for kids over here. Invest now in the real life child labour camp this years must have Christmas toy.

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