Rule 34 says "If it exists, there is porn of it."
I propose rule 35 "If it exists there is a knitting related blog combined with it."
First person to find a google whack using the word knitting disproves this hypothesis.
While I am on the subject why isn’t there a music video with a bunch of TV’s sitting round a living room drinking beer and watching a band perform in the corner? It would be a play on the idea of “If TV was so good there would be one in every living room”. And at the end of the video the TV would throw the band out the window in a rock and roll irony way.