Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Multitask Jobs 2

My continuing search for seemingly unrelated jobs that go together continues.

Pharmacist and passport photo taker. Combined in Ireland, Italy and Poland but not in France. Completely inexplicable multitasking

Musicians and moving companies. Public enemy meet working in a moving company. What was that company’s slogan “We move your furniture with the righteous anger of warriors standing up the hypocritical hegemony that oppresses us, or your money back”? How many clocks do you reckon actually made it to the other houses? Flav probably had grandfather clocks hanging from his neck.

Also I just read this on wikipedia
"Phil Glass and I had a moving company for a short period of time. I
did all kinds of odd jobs" Steve Reich
Imagine that.
Customer: "be careful with that vase"
Glass: "huhuhuhuhuhuhu the Snoooooow"
Reich "baa baa baa baa baa baa"
"baa baa baa baa baa baa"
"baa baa baa baa baa baa"
There is a side of a van sign you do not see every day
“Minimalist avant-garde moving company. If it does not arrive you did not need it.”

2 comments:

Bionic Laura said...

I have laughing away to myself all day with the thoughts of Phillip Glass and Steve Reich moving furniture...

Katie said...

if it did not arrive you didn't need it - haaaaa genius