Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Geological Porn

There is now a phone line that you can call to listen to a glacier melt.
I am told the phone line is constantly engaged. Which makes me conclude that people will do mind numbingly boring things in order to be made feel bad about the environment. Mind you the success of "An Inconvenient Truth" should have told us that already. Based on this idea I am going to start the following high toll services
1. Entropy Live: listen to static as the universe head towards heat death
2. Live images from the ozone hole
3. Extinct species webcam. Look at our skeleton of the dodo.

Also does anyone think the idea of geological features having their own sex chat lines kind of odd? What other Karst related 1890-wank lines will be created?
Glacial passage feels a flood pulse coming
Virgin passage needs exploring*
Listen to these filthy mud pools*


*warning no actual sounds are present in this recording

1 comment:

Luke said...

Excellent stuff - but I find the idea of coupling environmental awareness to more prurient interests quite good. People have to be made to care about this stuff somehow.

I was wondering where the proceeds went, but looking at the project I can see the whole thing is costing money.

It's a damn interesting idea.