This week I found out I had a sense I never knew about. This is the ability to detect the polarisation of light. This is also a spider sense so crime fighting and injecting digestive enzymes into my still living food awaits me.
Anyway once I show people this amazing new sense they will believe all sorts of other "new" senses I tell them about.
I am going to spend the week going
"I smurl a bee in your room"
"Have you flurned when that bulb will break? Should we just change it now?"
"This cold is terrible I cannot qee a thing. I hope I do not get stuck
in a locked room"
Then when they ask what smurling, flurning and qeeing are I will just look at them like they wouldn't understand and shake my head slowly.